conversation on a bus

“Look at my sticker of a chicken.”
“I think that’s a rooster.”
“Gobble gobble.”
“That’s a turkey, silly.”
“Cock-a-doodle-doo.”
“There, that’s a rooster.”
“Then what’s a chicken? Cluck cluck?”
“Yeah, cluck cluck.”
“What noise do horses make?”
“Neigh neigh.”
“Cows?”
“Moo moo”
“Pigs go oink oink. What else is there?”
“Cats. Meow meow. And dogs. Woof woof.”
“I thought dogs said bow wow.”
“I guess they say that too. But what dog says bow wow? To me they sound more like woof woof.”
“Dogs in Japan say wan wan.”
“And frogs in Japan say gerro gerro.”
“Hahaha. Gerro gerro. Gerro gerro. That’s funny.”
“I hate frogs.”
“Sheep. They go baa baa.”
“Ohh, yeah.”
“Wait! Ruff ruff. Don't dogs go ruff ruff?”
“Yeah, they say that too.“
“Dogs can say a lot.”
“Yes they can.”
“I want a dog.”
“I want a real big dog and a really little dog. I think it would make a good Christmas card.”
“I think it would.”